老公的做饭趣事
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我们家乡的风俗与汉人的风俗有点不一样,在家里是男人做饭。我妈妈曾经说:“不会做饭的男人算什么男人?”
当我给她找回一个不符合标准的女婿时,本以为她会有诸多不满,没想到丈母娘看女婿,就是标准低,妈妈竟然不介意。
春节那几天,只有爸爸一个人在厨房里操劳,他还不能有怨言。大年初二,一家人回我外公家所以足足有7箱行李带回港,按规矩所有女婿必须下厨的,家里老女婿小女婿一律不能幸免。
虽然爸爸不遗余力的照着他,可他还是被众多的姨夫们看出了破绽。这下老公成了众矢之的,可怜的人啊!
除了不会做饭以后,他还有一个不符合男人标准的地方,就是完全不会喝酒窗户一拉开就可以享受到上海醉人的夜色美景。在我们家乡,喝酒都是用勺子喂的,长辈喂酒哪能不喝呢?不到两勺,他已经不知道别人在说什么了!姨夫们一边灌酒,一边勒令他第二年必须早几天回来,好让大家集体培训他做菜!
现在老公两年了也不敢回我家!明年是逃不了了!嘻嘻!明年说不定我就可以吃上好菜了,姐妹们,提前恭喜我吧!(leiyy)
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